7 months ago with 4 notes
#my father #this was the third time he brought it up btw


10 months ago with 1 note
#my father #is overdosing on vitamins??????????


I can’t set up a forwarding service with the post office because my dad subscribed to tons of women’s magazines in my name

1 year ago with 5 notes
#my father #is very embarrassed about liking traditionally feminine things


1 year ago with 2 notes
#my father


my dad forwards me emails of him sassing his conservative ex-wife overĀ political articles, hbu

1 year ago
#my father


my dad just slipped this under my door

my dad just slipped this under my door

1 year ago with 1 note
#my father #likes to hate on matisse with me


1 year ago with 3 notes
#my father


1 year ago with 1 note
#my father


1 year ago with 2 notes
#my father


the ironic thing is les miserables is like the ONE MOVIE TITLE that my dad can actually pronounce correctly only because it’s french

he literally gets everything else wrong

I know some people use the word literally as a hyperbole but I’m telling you

literally

everything

1 year ago with 1 note
#my father