and you're the puppeteer

I'm Leah. I enjoy Glee and Klaine, but not in that order. Other amusing or politically-charged postings may also be found here. I like friendships that forgo the polite introductory phase and skip right to the part where we make fun of each other.

I do my best to keep this place free of hate and ship wars. :>

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I can’t set up a forwarding service with the post office because my dad subscribed to tons of women’s magazines in my name

2 months ago with 5 notes

#my father #is very embarrassed about liking traditionally feminine things

• Dad: I subscribe to Elle magazine in your name. Just, you know, in case you might be interested in it in the future.
• Me: Riiiiiight.
• Dad: And it has excellent patterns and colors for collages
• Me: And?
• Dad: And the photography is nice
• Me: And?
• Dad: 
• Me: 
• Dad: And it has a hilarious gossip column

3 months ago with 2 notes

#my father

my dad forwards me emails of him sassing his conservative ex-wife over political articles, hbu

5 months ago

#my father

my dad just slipped this under my door

5 months ago with 1 note

#my father #likes to hate on matisse with me

• Leah: Where do you think the cats think we're going when we drive away in the car?
• Dad: I don't know. I guess they just think we disappear and come back.
• Leah: Maybe they think we go to the vet every day.
• Dad: And sometimes the vet gives us groceries.

6 months ago with 3 notes

#my father

• Leah: I'm out of cheese.
• Dad: You're out of food?
• Leah: Cheese.
• Dad: Food?
• Leah: Cheeeeeeeese
• Dad: Foooooooood?
• Leah: CHEESE
• Dad: FOOD?

9 months ago with 1 note

#my father

• Leah: You know how there are some things that need every part combined properly or it just doesn't work?
• Dad: Yeah... Like a marriage. :(
• Leah: Or a sandwich.

11 months ago with 2 notes

#my father

the ironic thing is les miserables is like the ONE MOVIE TITLE that my dad can actually pronounce correctly only because it’s french

he literally gets everything else wrong

I know some people use the word literally as a hyperbole but I’m telling you

literally

everything

11 months ago with 1 note

#my father

whenever my dad gets sick he always thinks he’s caught my mono from seven years ago

11 months ago with 3 notes

#my father

I sent my dad a klaine WIP and he’s hooked now

my

father

is

hooked

on

klaine

fic

12 months ago with 4 notes

#my father